When patients turn the tables

I had a patient the other day who insisted I help him with his crossword puzzle instead of taking his blood pressure. He kept shouting clues at me like I was a contestant on a game show! It’s moments like these that make me appreciate the humor in our work. What funny moments have you encountered in home care?

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I get that! A patient once wanted me to act out scenarios from his favorite TV show rather than discuss his medications. It really lightens the mood.

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I’ve had my fair share of quirky patients too! Once, a patient had me reading their favorite book instead of checking vitals, and it turned into a hilarious mini-book club. It reminds me that sometimes, stepping back and enjoying those moments is as important as the medical tasks. Has anyone else had unexpected ‘book club’ encounters?

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